mindcandy and squeezing god

A: Hey, we ate a lot of candy today. First, we had a popsicle, then a piece of gum, then another popsicle, then another piece of gum. Hey, that's a pattern! So, I guess we had a pattern!
C: Is a pattern candy?
Mindcandy
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A: Mom, how long can you lie with me? One minute, two minutes, or three minutes?
AN: How about two minutes?
A(with a smile): That's good. (continues with confidence) After you leave, Jesus will be lying beside me, you know. You are probably squishing him right now.